PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
It is yet another time being the time when Liddels can be getting colds and flu more easily.
So it is evermore important that Guardians monitor every small detail of their Liddel's health!
And nothing is telling us more about her health than her temperature.
It has been demonstrated thousands of times, several hundred by my own self alone, that the MOST accurate taking of the temperature is to be the rectal flavor.
It is over a QUARTER of a degree more accurate than any other of the methods!
So here at the GICFEEPCOL (GI Center For Exhaustive And Exploratory Physical Care Of Liddels) highly recomend checking your Liddel's temperature at bedtime each night, right after teeth-brushing and tinkling, and just before tucking-in of course, during these trying winter times.
And for those Liddels who haven't been finding their Guardian yet, we are of course offering this service to the public free of charge, here at the GICFEEPCOL, upon request. For the goodness of the public.
Be safe: By being thorough!
--Dr. Sigmoid Freud
American Council For Adult Pediatrics